What movies have not aged well?
08.06.2025 06:26
Breakfast at Tiffany’s
-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.
-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.
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-Choo Me? Hai Fat?
-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”
-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.
Why do flat-Earthers think the Earth is flat?
-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd
Diamonds Are Forever
-J W Pepper
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-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!
-”Ah so!”
-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.
-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.
Live and Let Die
Moonraker
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-Two words. Mickey Rooney.
The Man with the Golden Gun
On Her Majesty’s Secret Service
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The Living Daylights & Rambo III
-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…
Dr No
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-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…
-All the bad guys are black.
-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.
Why did the American's mulberry harbor not hold up after D-Day?
Octopussy
-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.
-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.
How did you get to be a leftist?
-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”
-”She is very sexyful!”
From Russia With Love
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-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.
You Only Live Twice
Goldfinger
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-Bond slapping Tracy.
-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?
A View to a Kill
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